I came across this site today that has a few 'Vizsla Mantras' and a 'Vizsla Dictionary.' I've copied some of my favorites here:
There is nothing like a Vizsla wiggle...to make you smile and giggle!
Leave your chair, risk getting it stolen by a Vizsla.
If it looks like a tree....I want to make it mine.
Let no face go un-licked.
I came, I saw, I pointed....
Definitions according to Vizslas:
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating, it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.